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You saw it on the TV
It really caught your eye
The best you'll ever see
You shouldn't wonder, "Why?!"

Accept no imitations
There's copycats out there
Don't take no substitutions
It's always, "Buyer beware!"

CHORUS:
It's the latest, the greatest, the best investment you can make!
(It's) the latest, the greatest!
But we know it's all fake.
Yeah, we know it's all fake.

Too many ambulance chasers
Get the money you deserve
They call it instant justice
I say it's quite absurd!

Our windows and siding
Beautify your home
(Your) friends'll be jealous
You'll never be the same!

CHORUS:
It's the latest, the greatest, the best investment you can make!
(It's) the latest, the greatest!
But we know it's all fake.
Yeah, we know it's all fake.

BRIDGE:
Call right now, and we'll double the offer!
Call right now, and we'll double the offer!!
Call right now, call right away!
Call right now, (be)cause we can't do this all day!!

<INSTRUMENTAL>

Ashamed of your skin condition?
Well, we've got just the pill.
If it don't kill ya, the side-effects will.
We've got your stiffy in a jiffy
Like it's got magic powers
You'd better call the doctor, if it lasts more than four hours!

CHORUS:
It's the latest, the greatest, the best investment you can make!
(It's) the latest, the greatest!
But we know it's all fake.
Yeah, we know it's all fake.

Sh*t beer hyped up by rappers
Another credit card
Don't leave your home without it - its sky-high APR!
Get instant hair removal
Or we can give you more
Your wife won't recognize you, but it's not sold in stores!

CHORUS:
It's the latest, the greatest, the best investment you can make!
(It's) the latest, the greatest!
But we know it's all fake.
Yeah, we know it's all fake.
Yeah, we know it's all fake.

Call right now!!

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from The Denizens, released December 29, 2014
H. Lingenfelder

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